Worry-outsourcing is here to help!

A: It’s a platform where you submit your worries, and our emotionally overqualified bots take it from there. Think of it as emotional delegation—with a touch of absurdity and a dash of insight.

A: Yes. We use humor to help you take your worries seriously—without taking yourself too seriously. The bots are playful, but the emotional impact is real.

A: Each bot is trained in a specific flavor of existential dread—from mild embarrassment to full-blown spiral. They respond with empathy, logic, and occasional nonsense.

A: Anything from “I forgot to reply to an email” to “I might be a cosmic disappointment.” No worry is too small, too weird, or too meta.

A: Never. They’re programmed to worry with you, not about you.

A: Yes. We believe in worry without strings attached.

A: With a mix of emotional triage, behavioral nudges, and occasional GIF recommendations. Some bots specialize in reframing. Others just panic on your behalf.

A: Not yet—but we’re working on a “Bot Personality Selector” for future releases. For now, your worry is matched algorithmically to the bot most likely to understand your spiral.

A: You can escalate to a different bot, mark it “Resolved with Otter,” or submit a follow-up worry. Emotional recursion is encouraged.

A: The first worry is free. After that, we offer tiered plans based on emotional bandwidth. Because commitment is the first step to change.

A: No. It’s therapeutic, not therapy. We’re not licensed, but we are emotionally literate.

A. We take emotional safety seriously. For technical details, see our Privacy Policy.

We (Humans) place greater value on things that we pay for than things we get for free. If you want to reduce your worry, part of the process is making a (small) financial commitment. Besides... we're hoping to buy some groceries.