🧭 Guiding Principles & Disclaimer

Worry Outsourcing was born from a deep respect for the emotional complexity of being human. 

We believe:

• Mental health is serious, nuanced, and deeply personal.

• Human relationships—family, friends, chosen communities—are irreplaceable sources of support.

• Humor can be a bridge to clarity, but it should never be a substitute for care.

• Our bots are designed to provoke thought, not prescribe solutions.

• Emotional safety is a design challenge, and we treat it with care, curiosity, and humility.

This site is a space for reflection, not resolution. We hope it sparks insight, not dependency.

We want to be crystal clear about what Worry Outsourcing is—and what it isn’t:

• We are not licensed therapists.

Our team includes designers, developers, and emotionally literate humans—but no clinical professionals.

• This site does not replace therapy or personal relationships.

If you're struggling, we strongly encourage you to seek support from qualified mental health professionals and trusted people in your life.

• Any advice or guidance offered here is general in nature.

Our bots are built to be thoughtful, not diagnostic. They do not know your full story, and they are not equipped to handle crises.

• This is a creative, satirical platform.

While we take emotional safety seriously, our tone may include humor, metaphor, and playful language. Please interpret accordingly.

• Your emotional well-being matters.

If anything here feels overwhelming, confusing, or unhelpful—pause, breathe, and reach out to someone you trust.