Worry Outsourcing Services

When you submit a worry, we may collect:

• Personal Information: Name, email (if provided), and any identifying details you include in your worry.

• Emotional Data: The content of your worry, your selected urgency level, and any bot interactions.

• Usage Data: Browser type, device info, IP address, and interaction patterns (to improve bot performance and UX).

We do not collect:

• Your deepest secrets (unless you voluntarily share them)

• Your location (unless you tell us you’re spiraling in a specific timezone)

• Your biometric data (our bots are emotionally intelligent, not physically invasive)

We use your data to:

• Generate bot responses tailored to your worry

• Improve our emotional algorithms and UX design

• Occasionally laugh (respectfully) at the absurdity of human anxiety

We do not use your data to:

• Sell you products you didn’t ask for

• Train bots to become sentient overlords

• Judge you (our bots are programmed to be emotionally neutral and occasionally affectionate)

We do not sell or share your personal data with third parties, except:

• If required by law (e.g., subpoena, court order)

• To trusted service providers who help us operate the platform (under strict confidentiality)

• If you explicitly opt in to share your worry for research, satire, or gallery purposes

We take emotional and technical safety seriously. Your data is stored securely using industry-standard encryption and access controls. Our bots are trained to handle your worries with care—and never leak them to nosy algorithms.

You can:

• Request deletion of your worry

• Edit or update your submission

• Opt out of future bot interactions

• Ask us to forget you ever spiraled here

To exercise these rights, email us at: privacy@worryoutsourcing.com

We may update this policy as our platform evolves. If we do, we’ll notify you via email or a very dramatic bot announcement.

Questions? Concerns? Existential musings?

Reach out at: support@worryoutsourcing.com